Funny Mom Quotes And Sayings
Funny Mom Quotes And Sayings. Argue all you want, but deep down inside, we all know that being a mom is the hardest job on the planet. Silence isn't golden. it's suspicious, say all moms everywhere.
Funny Celebrity Mom Quotes "When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. These funny Mother's Day sayings are a great addition to a card message for your own mom, your wife or partner, or a friend who is a new mom. Cards Against Humanity 😂😂😂 Every ounce!
Especially so if you're a mom to a human baby - the most imperfect of all mammal babies with its hairless skin, wicked thermoregulation, gassy tummy, poopy pants, and the inability to run from danger right after birth.
Not even embarrassed.". "The best part of parenting is eating the leftovers on your kid's plate because anything left is calorie-free.". "Currently searching for my son's chocolate I ate last night.".
Everything.". — Unknown. "If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'Keep away from children.'". — Susan Savannah. "Most mothers are instinctive philosophers.". — Harriet Beecher Stowe. "Sometimes I open my mouth and my mother comes out.". — Unknown. Discover and share Funny Mom Quotes. Taking your children into a house with white. "A part of being a mom is accepting.
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